So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
the condom got lost in my hair
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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