The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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