i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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