I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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