I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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