I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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