White coat. Heels.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
home. puking in laundry basket.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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