I'm really into asian looking animals
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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