i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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