I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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