Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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