She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
We don't watch enough power rangers
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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