We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
only you would photoshop your dick
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Every concussion has its silver lining
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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