yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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