he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
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