I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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