We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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