oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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