weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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