Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Do you have feelings for this penis?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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