scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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