operation harelip BJ is a go
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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