Is it normal to miss your booty call?
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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