she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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