It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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