There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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