Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
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