I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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