whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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