i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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