Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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