yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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