im holly from the hills drunk
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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