I wish I could teleport
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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