He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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