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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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