Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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