omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
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