He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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