He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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