That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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