Already got asked if we're dating
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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