I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Dick very happy bro
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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