Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
There are leaves in my underwear?
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