he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
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