If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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