shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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