It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Four minutes until I can fart!
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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