That's when you crack a 10am beer
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
The police scanner is talking about you again....
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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