Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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