It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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