flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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