its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
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